Hey you! Yeah you, you wearing shorts when it is freaking wintertime

[Snobblevitch]

12. I was visiting my snowbird father in Mesa

a few years ago. He had major surgery so I went down there to help him recover. I went to Walgreen's to get a prescription and the pharmicist said "your're not from here." I told him which prescription I was getting and he remembered my dad. It was a beautiful January day, sunny, no wind, and 50°. I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I saw locals wearing heavy jackets and stocking hats.

I was listening to a Phoenix talk radio station and one guy was saying he saw some people in a swimming pool. He said they must be Minnesotans because it was only 70°. In Minnesota, on the first sunny 40° day, college girls are out on the rooftops sunbathing.