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4. Happy Birthday, now quick go experience everything before your body turns on you

Fri Apr 1, 2016, 12:28 PM

Apr 2016

You've got 1 year until you really start to feel hangovers so much more than when you were in your 20's.

At 35, dieting and working out have little effect on your body, while junk food and fat find weird places to park on your body.

At 40, your body will just give you the middle finger. You might throw your back out while washing your hair in the shower or even brushing your teeth.

Also at 40, you won't understand squat about technology and will find it difficult to program simple electronics.

So, on conclusion, live it up while you can...

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Today's your b-day too or is an April fool joke? sakabatou Apr 2016 #6

Moi Aussi! nt Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #39

Happy Birthday, now quick go experience everything before your body turns on you NightWatcher Apr 2016 #4

I've never had a hang-over sakabatou Apr 2016 #8

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"I'm officially 29" mackerel Apr 2016 #9

...what? sakabatou Apr 2016 #11

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My 20s have been good so far. My teens sucked. sakabatou Apr 2016 #14

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Wait until you reach 39 - the best 10 years of your life!!! LongTomH Apr 2016 #16

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XD sakabatou Apr 2016 #21

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Happy Birthday, sakabatou! ohnoyoudidnt Apr 2016 #25

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What a great age! TuxedoKat Apr 2016 #31

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Old age is rough... zanana1 Apr 2016 #33

I don't have a dog, but thanks sakabatou Apr 2016 #34

Yay! Happy Birthday! Yay! Iggo Apr 2016 #35

XD Thanks sakabatou Apr 2016 #37

It's all downhill from there nt MrScorpio Apr 2016 #36

You make it sound awful! O.O sakabatou Apr 2016 #38

Happy Birthday!! Chan790 Apr 2016 #40

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Happy Birrthday. Thor_MN Apr 2016 #42

Some say he has one foot in the grave, the other on the accelerator sakabatou Apr 2016 #43