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Too-large bulge in crotch leads to airport arrest (mildly NSFW) [View all]
Not The Onion!
http://www.sfgate.com/world/article/Too-large-bulge-in-crotch-leads-to-airport-arrest-7229746.php
A man who was trying to smuggle drugs into Spain was busted when Madrid Airport officers noticed an exceptionally large bulge in his crotch.
A search of the hand luggage of the 43-year-old passenger, who had flown in from Costa Rica, turned up nothing, but the unusually large object protruding from his pants caught their attention, according to a story Tuesday in the Daily Mail.
Under two pairs of shorts, the officials found a plastic container attached to the man's genitals. It was filled with more than a pound of cocaine.
Spanish police, tongues firmly implanted in cheeks, tweeted a picture of the trafficker alongside the message: "A suspicious package between his legs."
A search of the hand luggage of the 43-year-old passenger, who had flown in from Costa Rica, turned up nothing, but the unusually large object protruding from his pants caught their attention, according to a story Tuesday in the Daily Mail.
Under two pairs of shorts, the officials found a plastic container attached to the man's genitals. It was filled with more than a pound of cocaine.
Spanish police, tongues firmly implanted in cheeks, tweeted a picture of the trafficker alongside the message: "A suspicious package between his legs."
Well, I guess Trump's off the hook.
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