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NickB79

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5. Living in Minnesota, I always figured I'd be golden come the zombie apocalypse

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Tue Apr 5, 2016, 06:27 PM

Apr 2016

As long as I can wait them out the summer (and that's only like what, 4-5 weeks up here?), I can just go for a relaxing stroll on any below-zero day, whacking frozen zombies in the head with a hammer as I go.

Come spring, there won't be a functional zombie for miles.

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Living in Minnesota, I always figured I'd be golden come the zombie apocalypse NickB79 Apr 2016 #5

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