‘Toni Tennille’: Her happy marriage (of 39 years) with the Captain was a lie

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17. It ain't about baldness. So what did they *do* all those 39 years? Who cares, but

didn't *one* of them need to (fill in the blank).

Recently this "Happy" Hour dude tells everybody how his wife didn't give him sex for 13 years. Makes it sound like he was celibate all those years. These days he's a horndog, like in stripper customer, public display of "affection". He's a big time business owner, throws cash at the girls, tells everybody how much his half of the divorce cost (half million) and that he's supporting three at the moment.

But something doesn't ring true. Really, he didn't have sex (from the wife) for 13 years, or was it that horndog-him was (horndogging elsewhere) and the wife wouldn't be a leftover attraction?

Back to the thread, what was going on those 39 years?