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rurallib

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8. Quick story on a similar situation

Thu Apr 14, 2016, 09:33 PM

Apr 2016

Our daughter was moving to a new city with her boyfriend many years back.
As always with moving we needed a couple of things.
It was late in the day and were were tired. So we decided to go to WallyWorld.
We knew approximately where it was but weren't finding it. We came off the interstate to be greeted by a billboard that said "ASK JESUS"
Being a little punchy at the time I said why not and yelled out "Jesus Christ, Where is the Walmart?"

I then turned left, drove over the overpass and there was the Walmart just a couple blocks ahead.
My kids about died laughing.

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Jesus should be more specific [View all] Major Nikon Apr 2016 OP

Jesus might be the one this person was turning to, but... iscooterliberally Apr 2016 #1

Jesus delivered the swervin' on the mount. Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2016 #2

Nice one. trof Apr 2016 #15

Jesus hosts the Antique Road Show... Wounded Bear Apr 2016 #3

That's what happens when you turn right.nt clarice Apr 2016 #4

Ha! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2016 #5

Made me laugh, too, and I remember the Bob Newhart routine! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #10

It felt good to post again! I think it's been four years, maybe more, since making a post... Rabrrrrrr Apr 2016 #11

Well, I got to know you here in 2005, when you talked me through baking my first Christmas ham Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #17

Christmas ham! Woo hoo!! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2016 #18

I certainly agree! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #19

I'd know that stillsuit anywhere! That's Naib Rabrrrrrr! Dr. Strange Apr 2016 #22

I'm sure he had his reasons. nt ohnoyoudidnt Apr 2016 #6

and Jesus told them... Enrique Apr 2016 #7

Quick story on a similar situation rurallib Apr 2016 #8

That is a great... 3catwoman3 Apr 2016 #12

What a great story. mnhtnbb Apr 2016 #13

I love it! LOL'd (or is it L'd OL?) nt Still Blue in PDX Apr 2016 #14

To be fair, Jesus never had to learn to drive a car. baldguy Apr 2016 #9

Yeah, an ass was the best he could do. trof Apr 2016 #16

Jesus always gives odd and confusing advice lunatica Apr 2016 #20

That's why he's just all right. Initech Apr 2016 #21