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NJCher

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18. can you do an Iranian accent?

Thu May 19, 2016, 04:49 AM

May 2016

'Cuz if you can, say, "Fork you! Fork you!"

We have this Iranian friend with a heavy accent, and that's what he says.

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what is a clever way to tell someone to go fuck themselves [View all] demtenjeep May 2016 OP

You must have heard this one pressbox69 May 2016 #1

Burt Reynolds to Jackie Gleason on 'Smokey and the Bandit.' wyldwolf May 2016 #2

i tell them to take a long walk off a short pier fizzgig May 2016 #3

I need context. Why not tell them to go fuck themselves? rug May 2016 #4

Best advice---why mince words? panader0 May 2016 #6

Go take... uriel1972 May 2016 #5

Go have coitus with yourself Major Nikon May 2016 #7

In the South they often say, "Well, bless your heart!" The Velveteen Ocelot May 2016 #8

I am going to have to use that one. avebury May 2016 #12

It is all about the tone of voice and inflection. dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #52

Which word should I emphasize to avebury May 2016 #54

Problem with "covert" is the intent of the F*** Off message is missed. dixiegrrrrl May 2016 #55

Maybe I am looking for subtle in a way that goes over someone's head. avebury May 2016 #56

Whoops, I didn't see yours there NightWatcher May 2016 #34

I've always liked sarge43 May 2016 #9

Generally when I want to say something like that, I'm happier saying nothing struggle4progress May 2016 #10

Yes. cwydro May 2016 #11

Get thee to a nunnery Massacure May 2016 #13

bzzt, bzzt, we have a winner NJCher May 2016 #17

Go take a running jump shenmue May 2016 #14

"your opinion matters?" tomm2thumbs May 2016 #15

I usually just smile Sherman A1 May 2016 #16

can you do an Iranian accent? NJCher May 2016 #18

"Have a nice day." nt raccoon May 2016 #19

Here is one TuxedoKat May 2016 #20

" I owe you an apology Brad..." GOLGO 13 May 2016 #21

Extra points awarded for a Dirty Dozen quote paraphrased! stevenleser May 2016 #31

I try to steal from the very best. GOLGO 13 May 2016 #45

I just saw this in Buzzfeed benld74 May 2016 #22

"Have a pleasant ménage à un" pinboy3niner May 2016 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author liberaltrucker May 2016 #24

Silence LynneSin May 2016 #25

If to a man stick up your little finger at him lunatica May 2016 #26

I WILL KICK PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE DEMTENJEEP ASS Skittles May 2016 #27

No one can accuse you of being PASSIVE-aggressive pinboy3niner May 2016 #28

I have to say Skittles May 2016 #29

"May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines." pinboy3niner May 2016 #30

Paging Intercourse; party of one. Nuclear Unicorn May 2016 #32

Aw, bless your your little heart NightWatcher May 2016 #33

"Proceed with self-fornication"...... lastlib May 2016 #35

You are a boil on a camel's ass riderinthestorm May 2016 #36

May the blue bird of paradise fly up your kazizzy and eat all your azunga. (n/t) Iggo May 2016 #37

One of the nicest ways I've ever heard... clarice May 2016 #38

Seems to have made its way to Sparta as well discntnt_irny_srcsm May 2016 #39

I have,,,, I forgot that that was in there too.nt clarice May 2016 #40

If someone needs to be told that, anything clever would just sail right by them. hobbit709 May 2016 #41

Just ask Frank Underwood. His initials are FU. Initech May 2016 #42

Felix Unger was the original joke ("The Odd Couple"). WinkyDink May 2016 #46

Non verbally... for instance, depending on the situation, one of the following expressions... yawnmaster May 2016 #43

Welcome to DU Major Nikon May 2016 #44

Welcome to my ignore list Generic Brad May 2016 #47

Open handed... me b zola May 2016 #48

thank you all demtenjeep May 2016 #49

Good for you. mia May 2016 #50

Bugger off, ya wanker. :) MerryBlooms May 2016 #51

'I'm sure your parents raised in the best way they knew how'.... underahedgerow May 2016 #53

Ooooh, I like that one. eppur_se_muova May 2016 #62

Sir (or ma'am), would you please kindly depart and commence fornicating with your person? (nt) Turin_C3PO May 2016 #57

"Well, the Jerk Store called... NobodyHere May 2016 #58

Score for the Seinfeld reference. nt a la izquierda May 2016 #64

When I was in disagreement with a less than stellar boss or employee I would say Yonnie3 May 2016 #59

. rug May 2016 #60

... Major Nikon May 2016 #61

"Please proceed." WinkyDink May 2016 #63

"sounds like a personal problem" hopemountain May 2016 #65