If you could pick one song to describe a Trump presidency, what would it be?

[TexasProgresive]

28. I had to mangle it a bit but with apologies to "The Producers" I give you....

Spring time for Drumph
Merica was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Trump and Merka
Drumphland is happy and not so gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Trump and Merka
A City's a fine place once more!
Springtime for Trump and Merka
Watch out, World
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Trump and Merkay...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Meico and Iran
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Trump and Merka!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Mericans
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Tea party!
ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil The Donald!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil The Donald!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil The Donald!
Springtime for Trump and Merka
ALL:
Heil The Donald!
TRUMP:
Heil myself
Heil to me
It's all about me
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
(Don't see the little hand!)
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
TRUMP:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War forever!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
TRUMP:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Teabagger stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
TRUMP:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Teabaggeri…
TRUMP:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Teabagger...
TRUMP:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Donald is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Donald is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Donald is causing a furor!
TRUMP:
My name is worth a fortune
No one more bolder
Got a phone call from the RNC
Told me I was Fuhrer
Merica was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered Mexico
Now Drumphland's smiling through!
ULLA:
Challenge Tap, Challenge Tap,
Adolf digs a challenge tap,
Bring on the allies to hear the news,
the facts is the axis, cannot lose!
Cos' Mr H.
TRUMP:
Who is that?
ULLA:
Mr H.
TRUMP:
That's me!
ULLA:
Is wearing his dancing shoes!
PUTIN:
I am Putin,
You'll soon be fartin''!
(tttrrrumppp!)
CLINTON:
I am Hillary,
I'm here to win the day!
TRUMP:
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the Merican Ayatollah
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Trump and Merka
Goose-step's the new step today

TRUMP:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Merkas is on the rise again
TRUMP & CHORUS:
Springtime for Trump and Merka
B-52s flying once more
Springtime for Trump and Merka
TRUMP:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
TRUMP:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
TRUMP:
You bet we'll be going...
TRUMP & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!