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quakerboy

(14,911 posts)
27. Hmm
Sun Apr 1, 2012, 02:09 AM
Apr 2012

Call a lawyer. A good one.

Then, most likely, take it in a lump sum, and get only about 300 million. Pay about half in taxes, so 150 million actually makes it to me.

Marvel at the fact that while I am now the richest person I have ever personally known, each of the Koch brothers has exponentially more, and has in fact *given away* more than my total worth.

3 million would get blown on personal projects. Paying off student loans for me and mine(and prepaying education expenses for the younger). Paying off my mortgage, and those of certain others. Some travel. a trained pet squirrel. Health expenses. Presents and toys. Donate to politicians, go to concerts, eat tasty food, hire someone to follow me around providing thematic music for my life, That kinda thing.

2 million, set aside for Annuity type deals providing modest but reasonable lifelong income for me, wife, and sister.

3 million spent to buy and build a fairly independant homestead. Land enough to grow some food, building enough to live, solar, wind and water systems enough to be essentially off grid.

2 million for an unspecified project that would bring me great personal joy and help a lot of people.

20 million into buying some farm land land and a few empty commercial buildings in the area. It would be cool to open a commune/coop type deal. Local produce, maybe an abandoned pet sanctuary. Used as a teaching tool for eco-farming, a community housing for interested persons, and to bring life to an abandoned storefront or two. Set it up with enough of a reserve fund that it wouldn't need to be financially breaking even for a good few years, if ever.

20 million more into some sort of project, probably in Wyoming. All you would have to do is find a way to change the demographics of the state a bit, and you could turn it blue. I feel that alone would be enough to really rock the body politic of the entire nation. 20 million wouldn't do it, but it might be enough seed money to start something.

And the rest, I would sit on a bit. Think about exactly how I want to make my mark. A hundred million is all at once a hell of a lot, and yet not all that much. One big project build to last? smaller bits divided off to different good agencies that I want supported? Seeking out random individuals and making their lives a little better? Animals? People? The environment? Politics? Human rights?

I have many ideas. A huge program to provide interest free loans or even grants, to people to put solar on their rooftops. Here in Oregon a reasonable system can be put in for 14k, with about 7 back on your taxes over a few years. I cant help but think 7000 new rooftop solar systems would make a dent in our area's power usage, and with a 5 year break even, a 5 year payback seems reasonable. Which means in 5 years, you could do it again.

Or a program for domesticated animals. Either a shelter, or a free spay/neuter program, or both. Or a program to help kids. Or a program to legalize pot. Or to help abused women. Or to get more efficient cars on the road. or mental illness. or food. Or health care. or education. Or split it up and donate a smaller, but significant chunk to each of these causes. Or just wander around various cities, meeting people personally, learning their problems, and then throwing money at those problems that can be helped that way.

I dunno. I used to have a list, but I think it would likely hit a lot of snags if the hypothetical were to become reality.

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I'd have to go with Lewis Black's idea and have my own personal ball washer Major Nikon Mar 2012 #1
ha! lovemydog Mar 2012 #2
That's awesome. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2012 #63
Call my mother and tell her to pack, she's going back home to Vienna. hobbit709 Mar 2012 #3
I like your last one--that's where a lot of mine would go. lastlib Mar 2012 #10
energy independence lovemydog Mar 2012 #12
I'd become Batman secondvariety Mar 2012 #4
I googled her and she looks cute lovemydog Mar 2012 #13
buy a senator RedstDem Mar 2012 #5
Thanks!!! How big of a check should I expect? KeepItReal Mar 2012 #6
I didn't buy a lotto ticket lovemydog Mar 2012 #14
Make sure that dogs would not die in a shelter cindyperry2010 Mar 2012 #7
Make sure that CATS would not die in a shelter trueblue2007 Mar 2012 #8
i should have said make sure no animal cindyperry2010 Mar 2012 #11
there's a lot of these lovemydog Mar 2012 #15
i try to share as many as i can on facebook cindyperry2010 Mar 2012 #24
After taxes DFW Mar 2012 #9
I read recently here lovemydog Mar 2012 #16
The way to do that is in reverse order DFW Apr 2012 #30
true that! lovemydog Apr 2012 #31
Retire. femmocrat Mar 2012 #17
sounds very nice lovemydog Apr 2012 #32
Buy all the cheapest land felix_numinous Mar 2012 #18
super cool lovemydog Apr 2012 #33
Retire. Taverner Mar 2012 #19
one word that conjures lovemydog Apr 2012 #34
Wow, so many things to do LiberalEsto Mar 2012 #20
think globally lovemydog Apr 2012 #35
A new pair of Redwing work boots and a new roll-away toolbox for my job Populist_Prole Mar 2012 #21
if you're only drinking single malt, lovemydog Apr 2012 #36
Buy 600 million lottery tickets. Duh! Bossy Monkey Mar 2012 #22
'dude blows all the winnings lovemydog Apr 2012 #37
Buy the server that hosts Free Republic WhoIsNumberNone Mar 2012 #23
I wonder how those on fr would respond to the original question lovemydog Apr 2012 #38
I'd give a good portion of it to SOS Childrens' villages where they pay a local woman to raise applegrove Mar 2012 #25
yes, I've heard about that program lovemydog Apr 2012 #39
I'd buy everyone who needs one a sandwich jcboon Apr 2012 #26
who says there's no free lunch? lovemydog Apr 2012 #40
Hmm quakerboy Apr 2012 #27
brilliant lovemydog Apr 2012 #41
Change my telephone number Brother Buzz Apr 2012 #28
that was the first thing I thought of lovemydog Apr 2012 #42
Hmmm, good question Digit Apr 2012 #29
very cool lovemydog Apr 2012 #43
I'd try to give. onethatcares Apr 2012 #44
many good hearts here lovemydog Apr 2012 #47
make sure my family is taken care of NewJeffCT Apr 2012 #45
yeah, the workout thing is big on my list too lovemydog Apr 2012 #48
Two guys at once. Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2012 #46
lol lovemydog Apr 2012 #49
Thank you, Lawrence..... Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2012 #66
is he the dude rockin' the mullet lovemydog Apr 2012 #77
Take $100 million for myself hifiguy Apr 2012 #50
Sounds fantastic lovemydog Apr 2012 #53
hire one lawyer datasuspect Apr 2012 #51
You could be like Howard Hughes lovemydog Apr 2012 #54
Salt a few mil around the world for rainy days, and spend the rest of my life Egalitarian Thug Apr 2012 #52
Like Woody Guthrie lovemydog Apr 2012 #55
One of my, and our nation's, greatest heroes. n/t Egalitarian Thug Apr 2012 #57
yes, he's a genuine hero of mine lovemydog Apr 2012 #70
In addition to all the good things for other people OriginalGeek Apr 2012 #56
How cool that would be - lovemydog Apr 2012 #71
keep my job at the fish-gutting factory and admit I only play for fun. provis99 Apr 2012 #58
There's some studies that show people who lovemydog Apr 2012 #72
Retire. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2012 #59
Me too lovemydog Apr 2012 #73
Move to Tahiti AsahinaKimi Apr 2012 #60
I'd try and visit lovemydog Apr 2012 #74
Absolutely nothing Son of Gob Apr 2012 #61
Some have other ideas guardian Apr 2012 #64
Lovemydog beat you to that one, honey. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2012 #67
... Son of Gob Apr 2012 #68
Oh man, the entire dialogue is even funnier lovemydog Apr 2012 #79
Yeah, it was just on Comedy Central on Saturday Son of Gob Apr 2012 #83
that friggin' cracks me up lovemydog Apr 2012 #76
Was that you who stole lovemydog Apr 2012 #75
I'd travel wherever the hell I felt like. Initech Apr 2012 #62
travel is popular lovemydog Apr 2012 #78
Give a million each to various family members and friend, and then...enjoy it! Johnny Rico Apr 2012 #65
Staying the finest hotels lovemydog Apr 2012 #80
Honestly, I have no idea... Hippo_Tron Apr 2012 #69
And change your phone number lovemydog Apr 2012 #81
I'd put it in a blind trust if at all possible so people wouldn't know about it Hippo_Tron Apr 2012 #84
Yes, flying first class and sprucing up the house lovemydog Apr 2012 #86
If you won $600 million, what would you do? nicolenik Apr 2012 #82
Sounds good lovemydog Apr 2012 #87
I would RFKHumphreyObama Apr 2012 #85
Your interest in helping others lovemydog Apr 2012 #88
I would purchase 60 pets from random strangers. bluedigger Apr 2012 #89
You're quite the animal lover lovemydog Apr 2012 #92
I am an animal lover. bluedigger Apr 2012 #94
Most likely I'd soil my pants. n/t Lil Missy Apr 2012 #90
Me too, especially since lovemydog Apr 2012 #93
This message was self-deleted by its author pa28 Apr 2012 #91
Hide the ticket inside the McDonald's down the street KamaAina Apr 2012 #95
brilliant lovemydog Apr 2012 #97
This is what I'd say Marooned Apr 2012 #96
Another good one - lovemydog Apr 2012 #98
Worry about how much I get to keep after taxes Ter Apr 2012 #99
Buy one of the local farms.... TreasonousBastard Apr 2012 #100
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