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152. What can you tell me about religion, Johnny?

Sun Apr 1, 2012, 02:55 PM

Apr 2012

Priest sits down to have his shoes shined.

Priest: "What can you tell me about God, Johnny?

Johnny: "I don't know nuttin' about it"

Priest looks both ways and secretly slips Johnny a 20 dollar bill

Johnny: "It depends. Are we talking your basic anthropological deity or epistomological prime mover?"

I think I've about run dry. The last two quotes I was about to post were actually from Airplane! To think I didn't pick on the Mayo Clinic/Shelf full of mayonnaise jars gag until the 6th viewing

Here's a clip for those who never saw this series:

Police Squad! In Colour!

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