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Bucky

(55,334 posts) Sat Sep 17, 2016, 10:31 AM Sep 2016

If I had a helicopter [View all]

If I had a helicopter, I wouldn't fly it over the city. I would fly it through the city, flying up and down the city blocks between the tall buildings. I would come in low through the city parks, buzzing the playgrounds and using my windsheer to bust up romantic picnics. I'd find the dirtiest empty lots to land in just so I could toss all that dust and trash into the streets. Man, I'd be an awesome menace. And I'd be able to rake up the leaves from my yard like in no time flat. Damn, I wish I had a helicopter.

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If I had a helicopter [View all] Bucky Sep 2016 OP

For now you'll have to be satisfied with driving through mud puddles... pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #1

You'd have an awesome time The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2016 #2

DAMN THIS NANNY STATE OF OURS! Orrex Sep 2016 #10

Trump promises one for every McMansion Angry Dragon Sep 2016 #3

If I had a rocket launcher Nac Mac Feegle Sep 2016 #4

If I had a mega-yacht with a helipad, I'd let you land there. Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2016 #5

Lets face it, Bucky really wants yuiyoshida Sep 2016 #6

VaVOOMMM!!!! Bucky Sep 2016 #7

Damn shame what drugs and alcohol did to Jan-Michael Vincent. Thor_MN Sep 2016 #12

If I had a helicopter jmowreader Sep 2016 #8

Big fun is to do practice landings over Ken Copeland's mansion at the crack of dawn Major Nikon Sep 2016 #9

If I had a helicopter, I'd helicopter in the morning Orrex Sep 2016 #11