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35. Send in the Clowns -- as sung by Barbra Streisand
Sun Jan 15, 2017, 07:13 AM
Jan 2017
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These are the "new" lyrics:

Is he that rich?
Maybe he’s poor?
‘Til he reveals his returns
Who can be sure?
Who needs this clown?

Something’s amiss
I don’t approve
If he were running the free world,
Where would we move?
Name me a town?
Just who is this clown?

And when we thought we’d heard it all
Huffing and puffing about his big fantasy wall
Making his entrance on stage…
He just shoots from the hip
He’s full of bull
He’s lost his grip!

And if by chance
He gets to heav’n
Even up there he’ll declare…
Chapter Elev’n!
Who’d hire this clown?
This sad vulgar clown…
“You’re fired,” you clown!

Hillary’s kind…
Smart, that’s clear
While she is giving us hope… Trump is selling us fear
Look how he changes his views every time that he speaks
It’s lie after lie
Can’t take eight more weeks!

This is no farce
Maybe he’s broke?
Is this “The Art of His Deal”
Or some awful joke?
You’ve got to admit…
This silly half-wit…
Is so full of…

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Freddie Mercury said it best.. hlthe2b Jan 2017 #1
So Great! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #2
Three Dog Night: lastlib Jan 2017 #32
Ha! I was thinking THIS one: PassingFair Jan 2017 #43
This one springs to mind... True Dough Jan 2017 #3
Great one--I think Carly Simon may have even revised this song... FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #6
Carly Simon's reworked song for anti-Trump ad: FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #8
All the better! True Dough Jan 2017 #9
Maybe his "girlfriend" threatened no more bareback rides if he tweeted about it FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #10
"your face, it was apricot." Rhiannon12866 Jan 2017 #51
Carcass - Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #4
Wow! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #5
the funny thing is the guy that sings that is about 5'5" OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #20
The perfect song (even though it was about Nixon really) ghostsinthemachine Jan 2017 #7
I saw them in the summer of 1980 in Anchorage-wow! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #19
Here ya go ghostsinthemachine Jan 2017 #21
Thank You! That is so amazing...I can't remember the date, either Friday or Saturday, June 20 or 21. FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #23
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Initech Jan 2017 #11
Trump will never escape this. FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #13
You're no good. milestogo Jan 2017 #12
A really good one! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #14
In this case any version will do. milestogo Jan 2017 #15
I'd forgotten Van Halen did this song. It's great! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #28
"Eat Shit And Die" Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2017 #16
LOL! Don't hold back now! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #17
My guess is that he's heard that from more than Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2017 #18
Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedys hibbing Jan 2017 #22
This seems about right Ava Jan 2017 #24
Coldplay-Yellow Dulcinea Jan 2017 #25
This is all I can say since the election re: the PEEOTUS. M0rpheus Jan 2017 #26
Zappa randr Jan 2017 #27
"Say It"-Blue October FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #29
BBVD - You Know You Wrong politicat Jan 2017 #30
Al Stewart: lastlib Jan 2017 #31
"King of Fuh" by Brute Force Generic Brad Jan 2017 #33
Kerry Livgren (originally with Kansas): lastlib Jan 2017 #34
Send in the Clowns -- as sung by Barbra Streisand mnhtnbb Jan 2017 #35
Kris Kristofferson's "The Race" greatauntoftriplets Jan 2017 #36
How can I miss you when you won't go away? - Dan Hicks Brother Buzz Jan 2017 #37
"Oh, Yes... 3catwoman3 Jan 2017 #38
Richard Thompson wrote a song about him. alarimer Jan 2017 #39
God's Gonna Cut You Down -- Johnny Cash. nt Ilsa Jan 2017 #40
I just thought of one, and it's a good one jmowreader Jan 2017 #41
"Insane in the Brain" Cypress Hill kwassa Jan 2017 #42
"Were you born an a$$hole [the I-95 Song]" - thanx Jimmy B! bullsnarfle Jan 2017 #44
Ugly Kid Joe-"Everything About You" FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #45
Plain White T's-"Hate(I Really Don't Like You)" FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #46
"LOUDMOUTH", "Beat on the Brat"....RAMONES Tikki Jan 2017 #47
Chimaira: "Pure Hatred" Jamaal510 Jan 2017 #48
Another one bites the dust. NT Grammy23 Jan 2017 #49
Two headed dog - roky erickson - been working in the kremlin Kashkakat v.2.0 Jan 2017 #50
I never heard of Roky Erickson-but I like him! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #52
Beck - "Loser" LonePirate Jan 2017 #53
I was wondering if anybody was going to put this one up FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #55
Instead of sirens when Trump starts WW3 they can play this pressbox69 Jan 2017 #54
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