A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician out hunting.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer were playing a round of golf....

and come up on a foursome playing E X T R E M E L Y S L O W LY.
The foursome does not wave the threesome up to play through, and after following them for 3 holes, they start to get aggravated, so they call over the course marshal.

"Look, " says the doctor, we've been trying to play through those guys for 3 holes now. Isn't there something you can do?

The marshal says "Now wait a minute, gents. Those four men are firefighters who were blinded last year while fighting a fire in our own clubhouse. They saved 15 people, saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground and lost their sight as a result. They're allowed to play here for free for the rest of their lives, so we ask you have some patience and respect."

The doctor now feels terrible for complaining and says "You know, I am colleagues with some of the finest medical minds in the country. Perhaps I can contact one of the eye specialists and find a way to help them.

The lawyer says, "Yes, I think I can rally the boys in the local Bar Association and do a fund raiser to pay for the treatment.

The engineer says....


"Why can't they just play at night?"