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pitohui

(20,564 posts)
8. you try it and show us how
Sat Apr 7, 2012, 10:39 PM
Apr 2012

actually the whole reason this is an asshole move is that what you said doesn't work, so it's obvious you've never waited tables and don't know what you're talking about

i don't know why but somehow no matter how you try you always end up soaked with the water

The bartender? Chan790 Apr 2012 #1
pick up plate. turn it over. get the money. not a tough one, lol. nt seabeyond Apr 2012 #2
dry out the money. spend it. easy peasy. Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2012 #3
And a good drink gone to waste. Yeah, the wily bartender wins! Darth_Kitten Apr 2012 #6
You could retrieve the money out of a spitoon, too, but the customer's still an asshole. Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2012 #4
meh.... generally a kid prank and whatever seabeyond Apr 2012 #5
Posted before, but always worth it. GoneOffShore Apr 2012 #7
I was in a bar one time panader0 Apr 2012 #13
ha! Maine-ah Apr 2012 #18
Brilliant! GoneOffShore Apr 2012 #22
you try it and show us how pitohui Apr 2012 #8
yes, i was a waitress for about 5 yrs seabeyond Apr 2012 #9
"i never had anyone do that to me" you weren't a waiter for 5 minutes pitohui Apr 2012 #14
what a ridiculously stupid comment. nt seabeyond Apr 2012 #16
I've been waitressing and bartending Maine-ah Apr 2012 #19
The dumbass left the glass sitting on a plate - anyone who couldn't flip petronius Apr 2012 #11
Slide the glass to the edge of the table over another glass. nt rrneck Apr 2012 #12
as i said do it and show us how, there is such a thing as youtube pitohui Apr 2012 #15
Sorry, cant help you. Im posting from a phone. rrneck Apr 2012 #17
Stand a few feet away from the table, lift the glass, take the money JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2012 #20
I'll get wet for what's in there-- digonswine Apr 2012 #10
As kids we used to try to do that geardaddy Apr 2012 #21
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