What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke?

[lisa58]

6. Duck walks into a bar...

Asks the bartender, 'do you have any pickles?' The bartender says no and the duck leaves.

The next day the duck goes back into the bar, asks the bartender, 'do you have any pickles?' The bartender say, 'no, I told you yesterday that we didn't have any pickles.' The duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender, do you have any pickles?' The bartender says, 'I told you yesterday and the day before that we don't have any pickles. If you ask me again I'm going to nail your feet to the bar.' The duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender, 'do you have any nails?' The bartender says, 'no.' The duck asks, 'do you have any pickles?'