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46. Julius Caesar walks in a bar

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Sun Mar 12, 2017, 01:29 AM

Mar 2017

Julius Caesar walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

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What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke? [View all] red dog 1 Mar 2017 OP

The past, the present & the future walked into a bar. CrispyQ Mar 2017 #1

Good one! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #7

Right off the bat underpants Mar 2017 #82

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. longship Mar 2017 #2

2 Corinthians ....nt pkdu Mar 2017 #3

2 Corinthians walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #9

Not bad...but I think this one is way funnier.. pkdu Mar 2017 #10

Oh, gawd. 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #48

2 Corinthians walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #22

Yep neeksgeek Mar 2017 #31

A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer ..... Botany Mar 2017 #4

Well benld74 Mar 2017 #5

Love that one! I've told it 100's of times on the golf course (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2017 #26

Duck walks into a bar... lisa58 Mar 2017 #6

Snort. Got me. Lol Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2017 #50

Ego and Superego walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #8

Clever underpants Mar 2017 #83

A skeleton walks in to a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. nt Ptah Mar 2017 #11

... Rhiannon12866 Mar 2017 #53

A piece of string walks into a bar d_r Mar 2017 #12

Corny..but good! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #14

Rec.humor.funny! unblock Mar 2017 #78

A neutron walks into a bar sakabatou Mar 2017 #13

I like it! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #15

Two Zen Buddhists walk into a bar vlyons Mar 2017 #16

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Tanuki Mar 2017 #17

have you seen this? BuddyCa Mar 2017 #64

Three Zen Buddhist monks walk into a cave and start meditating silently, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #18

Rene Descartes walks into a bar dragonlady Mar 2017 #19

Not a "walks into a bar" joke, but red dog 1 Mar 2017 #20

Good one! n/t dragonlady Mar 2017 #21

Another horse one. Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why to long face?" brush Mar 2017 #38

Oh underpants Mar 2017 #84

A classic: A man and a dog walk into a bar... First Speaker Mar 2017 #23

That's a funny variation of "Hello, My Baby"---- WinkyDink Mar 2017 #25

Not a bar but Mendocino Mar 2017 #24

Just a slight variation True Dough Mar 2017 #27

You're bad PJMcK Mar 2017 #58

Glad to earn your True Dough Mar 2017 #61

One more True Dough Mar 2017 #28

You got me. Laughed out loud. Thanks! Demoiselle Mar 2017 #74

Always happy to provide support! True Dough Mar 2017 #75

Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who BigBearJohn Mar 2017 #80

Yes, a joke expertly illustrated True Dough Mar 2017 #81

A horse walks into a bar... Docreed2003 Mar 2017 #29

2 Nuns walk into a bar.... sdfernando Mar 2017 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author COLGATE4 Mar 2017 #32

This. rzemanfl Mar 2017 #33

A battery walks into a bar COLGATE4 Mar 2017 #34

From "Desperato": Laffy Kat Mar 2017 #35

A leprechaun walks into a bar d_r Mar 2017 #36

This one Angleae Mar 2017 #37

In time for St Patrick's Day ... lpbk2713 Mar 2017 #39

Great one! Had forgotten benld74 Mar 2017 #41

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar ... eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #40

A guy walks into a bar... Guilded Lilly Mar 2017 #42

From my little brother: Marthe48 Mar 2017 #43

A termite walks into a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #44

A guy walks in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #45

Julius Caesar walks in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #46

Guy sitting in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #47

Last one Marthe48 Mar 2017 #49

Giraffe walks in to a bar and says "the high balls are on me!!" Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2017 #51

Bahahaha!!! True Dough Mar 2017 #62

Two guys walk into a bar but the third one ducks. Kablooie Mar 2017 #52

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2017 #54

A man walks in to a bar... and it really hurt. tecelote Mar 2017 #55

Five Republicans walk into a bar DFW Mar 2017 #56

*snarf* Good one ! nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #68

A painter, a sculptor and a civil engineer walk into a bar DFW Mar 2017 #57

And all of that right next to the sewage treatment discharge (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2017 #59

OK. MyOwnPeace Mar 2017 #94

I've been waiting patiently... PJMcK Mar 2017 #95

Two guys walk into a bar A HERETIC I AM Mar 2017 #60

Hydrogen Peroxide? red dog 1 Mar 2017 #66

Bingo! A HERETIC I AM Mar 2017 #67

Trump and Julianne Assange walk in to a bar RainCaster Mar 2017 #63

A SQL query ... Kennah Mar 2017 #65

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church... SchrodingersCatbox Mar 2017 #69

Not bad! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #70

What was his name? underpants Mar 2017 #85

a counterfeiter walks into a bar AmandaRuth Mar 2017 #71

A Roman walks into a bar bif Mar 2017 #72

Did you hear about billh58 Mar 2017 #73

It's not a joking matter tazkcmo Mar 2017 #76

My favorite with a twist! yallerdawg Mar 2017 #77

There is no dog underpants Mar 2017 #87

No, silly! yallerdawg Mar 2017 #88

Oh yeah underpants Mar 2017 #90

The bartender says... Binkie The Clown Mar 2017 #79

That's really good. underpants Mar 2017 #89

This one's a bit off color but I hope it's ok Peachhead22 Mar 2017 #86

I'll just link to the one in 2008... Vilis Veritas Mar 2017 #91

A man and his dog joke. apcalc Mar 2017 #92

Donald Trump walks into a bar red dog 1 Mar 2017 #93

Ba-dump-BUMP! WinkyDink Mar 2017 #96

Angie and Jennifer walk into a bar missingthebigdog Mar 2017 #97

tRump, A Tea Bagger And A Nazi Walk In A Bar.... Grassy Knoll Mar 2017 #98

That reminds me of this one... red dog 1 Mar 2017 #99