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TexasBushwhacker

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6. It was initially self published
Tue Mar 14, 2017, 07:45 PM
Mar 2017

After it sold a bunch of copies it was picked up by Vintage Books. I suppose some people think it's so bad it's good, but I think it's just bad.

Oh, here's the famous tampon scene that didn't make it into the movie.

"His breathing is ragged, matching mine.

“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me.

“Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state.

“Good.” He releases me and turns me around.

“Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down.
He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez. And then he’s inside me… ah! Skin against skin… moving slowly at first… easily, testing me, pushing me… oh my. I grip on to the sink, panting, forcing myself back on him, feeling him inside me. Oh the sweet agony… his hands clasp my hips. He sets a punishing rhythm – in, out, and he reaches around and finds my clitoris, massaging me… oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken.

“That’s right, baby,” he rasps as he grinds into me, angling his hips, and it’s enough to send me flying, flying high.
Whoa… and I come, loudly, gripping for dear life onto the sink as I spiral down through my orgasm, everything spinning and clenching at once. He follows, clasping me tightly, his front on my back as he climaxes and calls my name like it’s a litany or a prayer.

“Oh, Ana!” His breathing is ragged in my ear, in perfect synergy with mine. “Oh, baby, will I ever get enough of you?” he whispers.

Will it always be like this? So overwhelming, so all-consuming, so bewildering and beguiling. I wanted to talk, but now I’m […]"

The writer's net worth is estimated to be $60 Million. Oh the humanity .....

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Made eye contact!! lunatica Mar 2017 #1
It would be difficult to be worse TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #2
Jesus! Makes one long for the Olympian heights of "Left Behind" hatrack Mar 2017 #3
From what that one line... WePurrsevere Mar 2017 #5
Wow... WePurrsevere Mar 2017 #4
It was initially self published TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #6
$60m for 'that' level of writing? Hmm... WePurrsevere Mar 2017 #7
Deepak Chopra's first book was self published n/t TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #8
I have nothing against self publishing. WePurrsevere Mar 2017 #9
Oh, I don't either TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #10
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