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In reply to the discussion: What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke? [View all]

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72. A Roman walks into a bar
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Fri Mar 24, 2017, 08:49 AM
Mar 2017

He says, "I'll have a Martinus".
The bartender says, "You mean a Martini"?
Roman says, "If I wanted a double, i'd have asked for one".

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What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke? [View all] red dog 1 Mar 2017 OP
The past, the present & the future walked into a bar. CrispyQ Mar 2017 #1
Good one! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #7
Right off the bat underpants Mar 2017 #82
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. longship Mar 2017 #2
2 Corinthians ....nt pkdu Mar 2017 #3
2 Corinthians walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #9
Not bad...but I think this one is way funnier.. pkdu Mar 2017 #10
Oh, gawd. 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #48
2 Corinthians walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #22
Yep neeksgeek Mar 2017 #31
A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer ..... Botany Mar 2017 #4
Well benld74 Mar 2017 #5
Love that one! I've told it 100's of times on the golf course (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2017 #26
Duck walks into a bar... lisa58 Mar 2017 #6
Snort. Got me. Lol Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2017 #50
Ego and Superego walk into a bar, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #8
Clever underpants Mar 2017 #83
A skeleton walks in to a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. nt Ptah Mar 2017 #11
... Rhiannon12866 Mar 2017 #53
A piece of string walks into a bar d_r Mar 2017 #12
Corny..but good! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #14
Rec.humor.funny! unblock Mar 2017 #78
A neutron walks into a bar sakabatou Mar 2017 #13
I like it! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #15
Two Zen Buddhists walk into a bar vlyons Mar 2017 #16
A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Tanuki Mar 2017 #17
have you seen this? BuddyCa Mar 2017 #64
Three Zen Buddhist monks walk into a cave and start meditating silently, red dog 1 Mar 2017 #18
Rene Descartes walks into a bar dragonlady Mar 2017 #19
Not a "walks into a bar" joke, but red dog 1 Mar 2017 #20
Good one! n/t dragonlady Mar 2017 #21
Another horse one. Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why to long face?" brush Mar 2017 #38
Oh underpants Mar 2017 #84
A classic: A man and a dog walk into a bar... First Speaker Mar 2017 #23
That's a funny variation of "Hello, My Baby"---- WinkyDink Mar 2017 #25
Not a bar but Mendocino Mar 2017 #24
Just a slight variation True Dough Mar 2017 #27
You're bad PJMcK Mar 2017 #58
Glad to earn your True Dough Mar 2017 #61
One more True Dough Mar 2017 #28
You got me. Laughed out loud. Thanks! Demoiselle Mar 2017 #74
Always happy to provide support! True Dough Mar 2017 #75
Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who BigBearJohn Mar 2017 #80
Yes, a joke expertly illustrated True Dough Mar 2017 #81
A horse walks into a bar... Docreed2003 Mar 2017 #29
2 Nuns walk into a bar.... sdfernando Mar 2017 #30
This message was self-deleted by its author COLGATE4 Mar 2017 #32
This. rzemanfl Mar 2017 #33
A battery walks into a bar COLGATE4 Mar 2017 #34
From "Desperato": Laffy Kat Mar 2017 #35
A leprechaun walks into a bar d_r Mar 2017 #36
This one Angleae Mar 2017 #37
In time for St Patrick's Day ... lpbk2713 Mar 2017 #39
Great one! Had forgotten benld74 Mar 2017 #41
A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar ... eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #40
A guy walks into a bar... Guilded Lilly Mar 2017 #42
From my little brother: Marthe48 Mar 2017 #43
A termite walks into a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #44
A guy walks in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #45
Julius Caesar walks in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #46
Guy sitting in a bar Marthe48 Mar 2017 #47
Last one Marthe48 Mar 2017 #49
Giraffe walks in to a bar and says "the high balls are on me!!" Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2017 #51
Bahahaha!!! True Dough Mar 2017 #62
Two guys walk into a bar but the third one ducks. Kablooie Mar 2017 #52
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2017 #54
A man walks in to a bar... and it really hurt. tecelote Mar 2017 #55
Five Republicans walk into a bar DFW Mar 2017 #56
*snarf* Good one ! nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2017 #68
A painter, a sculptor and a civil engineer walk into a bar DFW Mar 2017 #57
And all of that right next to the sewage treatment discharge (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2017 #59
OK. MyOwnPeace Mar 2017 #94
I've been waiting patiently... PJMcK Mar 2017 #95
Two guys walk into a bar A HERETIC I AM Mar 2017 #60
Hydrogen Peroxide? red dog 1 Mar 2017 #66
Bingo! A HERETIC I AM Mar 2017 #67
Trump and Julianne Assange walk in to a bar RainCaster Mar 2017 #63
A SQL query ... Kennah Mar 2017 #65
A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church... SchrodingersCatbox Mar 2017 #69
Not bad! red dog 1 Mar 2017 #70
What was his name? underpants Mar 2017 #85
a counterfeiter walks into a bar AmandaRuth Mar 2017 #71
A Roman walks into a bar bif Mar 2017 #72
Did you hear about billh58 Mar 2017 #73
It's not a joking matter tazkcmo Mar 2017 #76
My favorite with a twist! yallerdawg Mar 2017 #77
There is no dog underpants Mar 2017 #87
No, silly! yallerdawg Mar 2017 #88
Oh yeah underpants Mar 2017 #90
The bartender says... Binkie The Clown Mar 2017 #79
That's really good. underpants Mar 2017 #89
This one's a bit off color but I hope it's ok Peachhead22 Mar 2017 #86
I'll just link to the one in 2008... Vilis Veritas Mar 2017 #91
A man and his dog joke. apcalc Mar 2017 #92
Donald Trump walks into a bar red dog 1 Mar 2017 #93
Ba-dump-BUMP! WinkyDink Mar 2017 #96
Angie and Jennifer walk into a bar missingthebigdog Mar 2017 #97
tRump, A Tea Bagger And A Nazi Walk In A Bar.... Grassy Knoll Mar 2017 #98
That reminds me of this one... red dog 1 Mar 2017 #99
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