What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke?

[Peachhead22]

86. This one's a bit off color but I hope it's ok

This guy walks into a bar. He orders two shots. One for me, one for my little friend. While the bartender is pouring the shots the guy pulls out a miniature piano out of his dufflebag and put it on the bar. Then this little guy, about a foot tall, in a nice tuxedo, climbs out of the bag and sits down at the piano and starts playing a tune.

The bartender does a double take and says "Wow, where did you find him?" The guy pulls out this old brass thing and says "This magic lamp". Rub it and make a wish and voila! So the bartender says "Hey let me try it!" and starts rubbing the lamp and saying "I wish I had a million bucks" and poof! The bar is filled to the rafters with ducks. The bartender yells "Bucks, bucks, I said bucks! Damn, I think this thing is broken."

So the guy says to the bartender "Of course. Did you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?