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Ron Obvious

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27. It's the beard.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed May 3, 2017, 07:28 PM

May 2017

Somehow I always picture posters to resemble their avatars.

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My wife just told me I'm too disgusting to be a woman. [View all] rug May 2017 OP

Consider it an insult. WhiteTara May 2017 #1

I think it's sexist. rug May 2017 #3

Invite me over for dinner jberryhill May 2017 #6

Bring the beer! I'll break out the fart timer. rug May 2017 #7

It has been my observation over many years... 3catwoman3 May 2017 #33

You may have a point. rug May 2017 #34

Are you a woman, rug? Ghost Dog May 2017 #2

Not yet. And now, apparently, I never can be. rug May 2017 #4

Ok. Sense of humour is good. Ghost Dog May 2017 #8

I thought it was "Time wounds all heels"... Wounded Bear May 2017 #44

Good one Ghost Dog May 2017 #46

I don't know you, Rug, but I'm inclined to agree with your wife... Rollo May 2017 #5

I shall embrace my disgustingness! rug May 2017 #9

Don't let her walk all over you, rug. Ptah May 2017 #10

I don't think she would unless she wore army boots and four pair of socks. rug May 2017 #12

PS, she just explained your joke to me. rug May 2017 #13

Men are, compared to women! Doodley May 2017 #11

I will stand for the right of any woman to be as disgusting as a man. rug May 2017 #14

lol...and are you? samnsara May 2017 #15

I dunno. I've seen some pretty disgusting women. rug May 2017 #16

Tell her it's all about how you feel! yallerdawg May 2017 #17

Well, I don't see any spaghetti sauce on Shania. rug May 2017 #18

My wife didn't have to tell me. I already knew it, but she loves me anyway. n/t NNadir May 2017 #19

Lucky you. It's not like she stepped into a puddle in front of the toilet bowl. rug May 2017 #20

What did you do to piss her off? still_one May 2017 #21

I wiped spaghetti sauce on my shirt. But I think it's been building. rug May 2017 #22

It's always the little things. LOL. You are going to have to clean the shirt yourself obviously still_one May 2017 #23

Meh, I'll get a new one at Walmart. rug May 2017 #24

........................................................................................... still_one May 2017 #25

You probably put cornflakes on your chicken. redwitch May 2017 #26

It's the beard. Ron Obvious May 2017 #27

As a matter of fact, i wiped the spaghetti sauce off my beard and on to my shirt. rug May 2017 #29

Your beard? True Dough May 2017 #35

Now that you mention it, I have a passing resemblance to a homeless Marx. rug May 2017 #36

As long as it True Dough May 2017 #38

Have you ever seen a women's restroom at a highway rest stop? NightWatcher May 2017 #28

Exactly! rug May 2017 #30

Why are you hanging out in women's restrooms? jberryhill May 2017 #31

Community service. rug May 2017 #32

True story True Dough May 2017 #37

Sell-out! rug May 2017 #39

Sorry to let you down True Dough May 2017 #40

! rug May 2017 #41

Sulfur farts in the bed again? Kaleva May 2017 #42

I'm allergic to tomatoes. She doesn't understand. rug May 2017 #43

Has she never shared a bathroom with other women? BreweryYardRat May 2017 #45

I feel your pain. rug May 2017 #47