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1. I again once offering my famous Breatharian financial management course! Enroll now!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sat Jun 17, 2017, 03:06 PM

Jun 2017

My course will teach you how to spend money from your bank account --- without any limit and without ever putting any cash in!

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Breatharian couple claim they live a 'food-free' lifestyle and haven't felt hungry since 2008 [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Jun 2017 OP

I again once offering my famous Breatharian financial management course! Enroll now! struggle4progress Jun 2017 #1

LOL! redwitch Jun 2017 #6

I already know how to get rich. cloudbase Jun 2017 #13

I've gone long periods of time without food, panader0 Jun 2017 #2

Meth kills. Iggo Jun 2017 #3

Winner! Wawannabe Jun 2017 #10

As long as no one notices the side of beef in the freezer, they should be fine jmowreader Jun 2017 #4

Australian breatharian tested by (Oz) 60 minutes. SwissTony Jun 2017 #5

That was fascinating. cwydro Jun 2017 #7

I misunderstood the headline - thought it said she couldn't even go 60 minutes w/o eating... petronius Jun 2017 #9

Best reply ever!!!! SwissTony Jun 2017 #11

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CLAIM Wawannabe Jun 2017 #12