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69. Don't run in the hallways with that thing in your hands!

Thu Jun 29, 2017, 09:13 PM

Jun 2017

But series

Slice said banana with Hutzler 571 banana slicer

Place in blender

Add one bottle ice-cold Zima

Add one jolly Rancher

Remember to put the lid on.

and Frappe

enjoy

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I'm drinking a Zima - ask me anything [View all] jpak Jun 2017 OP

What bet did you lose? petronius Jun 2017 #1

I went the the liquor store looking for a refreshing citrus beverage - and there they were jpak Jun 2017 #7

Drop a Jolly Rancher in it. SQUEE Jun 2017 #44

Sacrilege! jpak Jun 2017 #67

Get a 6-Pack of Oskar Blues Pinner next time. Or New Belgium Citradelic. emulatorloo Jun 2017 #79

Shut up with that filthy Pig Latin! jpak Jun 2017 #88

.... emulatorloo Jun 2017 #90

Tastes good or less filling? TexasTowelie Jun 2017 #2

More cowbell jpak Jun 2017 #8

Why do drink shit like that? And why advertise it? lunasun Jun 2017 #3

I was disappointed jpak Jun 2017 #5

They been looking for you . Someone who missed Zima lunasun Jun 2017 #11

What decade are you in? emulatorloo Jun 2017 #4

My sixth jpak Jun 2017 #6

Lol emulatorloo Jun 2017 #9

I cleaned the fucking house today - all of it jpak Jun 2017 #10

All of the house? Doreen Jun 2017 #76

I knew my refreshing citrusy reward was chilling in the fridge jpak Jun 2017 #89

Is it 10 years old? Owl Jun 2017 #12

No - it's a Limited Edition release jpak Jun 2017 #13

Did that come with hair? sprinkleeninow Jun 2017 #35

Big Hair - really Big Hair jpak Jun 2017 #37

Throwback bouffant hair on Thirsty Thursday. sprinkleeninow Jun 2017 #47

What does it taste like? Loryn Jun 2017 #14

Your lucky jpak Jun 2017 #16

Sorta like a vodka tonic but not a good one. emulatorloo Jun 2017 #80

Are you Michael McDonald's MadTV character Rusty? spooky3 Jun 2017 #15

I'm rusty at a lot of things at my age jpak Jun 2017 #17

Hee hee!😎 spooky3 Jun 2017 #21

Do they still taste like kombucha made with Seven-Up? politicat Jun 2017 #18

By Jove I think you got it! jpak Jun 2017 #19

Yeah, pretty much. politicat Jun 2017 #23

Zima is a slippery slope indeed jpak Jun 2017 #24

Well... underage college students. politicat Jun 2017 #25

I was thinking - moi jpak Jun 2017 #26

Nope, you do you. politicat Jun 2017 #31

Yes indeed jpak Jun 2017 #33

Been a long time since I had one... Phentex Jun 2017 #20

They are quite forgettable - believe me jpak Jun 2017 #22

Why didn't you learn from the first time you tried it? denbot Jun 2017 #27

You are correct jpak Jun 2017 #29

I used to mix Zima with a Margarita wine cooler - I called it a 'Zimirita' Siwsan Jun 2017 #28

We called that "paint remover" jpak Jun 2017 #30

HA HA! Well, I was young and adventurous. And perhaps a bit insane, back then Siwsan Jun 2017 #32

At least you survived Zima jpak Jun 2017 #34

Corporate work stress and carbon monoxide couldn't kill me, so Zima has no chance Siwsan Jun 2017 #38

that's good to know jpak Jun 2017 #41

And what will you have next to accomplish an actual buzz? :) pnwest Jun 2017 #36

And where is Letterman today? jpak Jun 2017 #39

LOL! Touche pnwest Jun 2017 #40

I tried to share a Zima with two other hard drinking friends back in the day. bluedigger Jun 2017 #42

Lightweight jpak Jun 2017 #45

It's not like we stopped drinking - we just stopped drinking Zima. bluedigger Jun 2017 #49

Everyone knows - Zima is Drankin' jpak Jun 2017 #50

Forgot to ask my question. bluedigger Jun 2017 #52

Yes I do jpak Jun 2017 #56

My one question. .. blur256 Jun 2017 #43

Nope jpak Jun 2017 #46

I can dig that blur256 Jun 2017 #48

I bought a six pack years ago California_Republic Jun 2017 #51

One word jpak Jun 2017 #53

Let me know when you get back from the bathroom. mahatmakanejeeves Jun 2017 #54

Oh Shit jpak Jun 2017 #55

Maybe you can rent one of those pressure washers, mahatmakanejeeves Jun 2017 #58

Maybe I should just hide behind the neighbor's lilac bush jpak Jun 2017 #60

How do you bet on baseball? underpants Jun 2017 #57

Chico Escuela jpak Jun 2017 #59

I didn't know they still make Zima. muntrv Jun 2017 #61

It's baaaaAAack! jpak Jun 2017 #64

What is your opinion of people who choose the next stall to you in public bathrooms when..... steve2470 Jun 2017 #62

I take a wide stance on that issue jpak Jun 2017 #65

I lost a bet. Where would I find Zima? underpants Jun 2017 #63

Look for an ethereal glow in the beer asisle jpak Jun 2017 #66

What recipes do you have involving the Hutzler 571 banana slicer? underpants Jun 2017 #68

Don't run in the hallways with that thing in your hands! jpak Jun 2017 #69

I've learned much here underpants Jun 2017 #70

Stay thirsty mes grasshoppers jpak Jun 2017 #71

Is it as horrible tasting as it was in the 80's? Generic Brad Jun 2017 #72

The New Zima is not half as bad as the New Coke jpak Jun 2017 #73

I remember how yucky New Coke was Generic Brad Jun 2017 #74

When I was in grad school jpak Jun 2017 #75

Does it bring you back to the 90s? sakabatou Jun 2017 #77

Yes jpak Jun 2017 #83

Are you an organ donor? Thor_MN Jun 2017 #78

Yes jpak Jun 2017 #84

Ah, my youth! herding cats Jun 2017 #81

Ow, my head! jpak Jun 2017 #85

Does Zima still taste like a mixture of Alka Seltzer and lemonade? fleur-de-lisa Jun 2017 #82

No jpak Jun 2017 #86

LOL! I had to look that up. fleur-de-lisa Jun 2017 #87