I hate the dog

[Hassin Bin Sober]

76. The Beagle Blog cracks me up. My condo neighbor has a Beagle.

Everybody, including strangers, loves the little bastard to death when they first meet him. He loves everybody. In fact he has no loyalty. He would go with anyone who would cuddle and feed him. H

He can be a little evil food stealing fucker.

His mouth will be the end of him someday. He has eaten rat poison, a pound of fish food, chocolate, advil, used prophylactics, used feminine hygiene products ... just to name a few. He hangs out on the back porch of our building and slips in on the heels of unsuspecting neighbors. He goes right for the garbage cans to do his raids. He once ate a huge bowl, probably 3 days worth, of food for my other neighbor's visiting 100 pound lab. I thought for sure that was it for him - eyes rolled back and everything.

The dog has had more hydrogen peroxide poured down his throat to induce vomiting than any dog alive.

At 9 years old he can still leap on to a counter.

He knows when people are drunk and takes advantage. He once pounced off the back of the couch and snatched a piece of pizza literally out of the lips/hands of his owner. It was late after bars so he knew he could get away with it.

But we all love him to death. His owners are a bit more fed up with him after they adopted a new born child 2 years ago. He nipped the kid on the ear last year but we are pretty sure the kid fell on the dog so it was provoked/defensive.