Am I the only one who really hates commercials?

[Initech]

46. I think I've figured out the pattern on radio commercials.

1. New car - one you can't afford, ever (BMW, Audi, etc).
2. New car - one you might possibly afford - after going to the dealer's ridiculous sales event (Toyota, Volkswagen).
3. New car - this one sells more than the other guys and you need this (Nissan, Ford, Mazda).
4. New car - clearance event because the dealers need to move out the old inventory to make room for new cars (Kia, Hyundai, Honda).
5. New car - one you might possibly afford (Honda, Mazda).
6. New truck - in case you don't want a new car (Chevrolet).
7. Used car - in case you can't afford a new car (Toyota).
8. Car insurance - because you need this (Farmers, State Farm, etc).
9. Car insurance - because our insurance is more affordable than the other guys' (Geico).
10. Car parts - because your new car is turning into a used car (O'Reilly Auto Parts).
11. DUI attorneys - because you drank too much at your friends' party and needed to make a beer run in your new car.
12. Pay day loan vendors - you're broke after 1 - 11 (Dollar Loan Center, Loan Mart, Cash Call, etc).
13. New car - because you wrecked your car and need a new one and this is one you can't afford (Mercedes).

Repeat cycle.