Ok massage experts...help settle a debate

[OriginalGeek]

15. The only one I ever had

was an upper body one I won in a raffle on a cruise ship. She told me to go in the room and remove all my clothes, get under the sheets and lie face down on the table so I did. Even though I only won an upper half massage she did mash on my feet a little bit.

It never occurred to me to not take off my underpants. It did occur to me that I hoped she really mean "all" since I wasn't actually wearing any underpants.

But she came in, massaged me expertly for half an hour and barely even tried to sell me any ointments and unguents. It was the best thing I ever won.