Various economic systems perfectly and very simply explained

[jmowreader]

10. Trumpism

You have no cows.

You sell the meat from 800 cows. You sell the milk from 400 more. You claim an agricultural tax deduction for your 800-acre pastures which wouldn't be safe to pasture livestock on because there are all these little holes on them.

Most of the time, when someone comes to collect their meat or milk you're able to stall them with claims that high quality products like yours can't be rushed. When someone actually does pick up their products, they're always amazed the meat is already in little foam trays and the milk is in cartons.