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AnneD

(15,774 posts)
11. Job requirments ...
Wed Apr 18, 2012, 01:33 PM
Apr 2012

Out side of a degree and license: the bladder capacity of a Winnebago water tank, the patience of Job, the kindness of Mother Theresa, the ability to work like a Hebrew slave without a break for food/water, eight arms so I can do multiple tasks at once, the ability to be as fresh and alert at my 12th hour as my first.

They taught me about meds and body systems in school, but you have to have engineering skills to fix crappily designed pump system and other mechanical technology that breaks down. I could get a degree in jerry rigging. I have become so proficient-I carry my own duct tape. I can get a minor in scrounging hard to get supplies.

I didn't know that degree in Nursing also meant a degree in Microbiology, Virology, Psychology, Social Work, Public Speaking, Accounting, Business Administration, Hospitality Management, and Theology.

The job can be a tall order and frankly, after being in the field as long as I have, I will be happy to hang up my crocs. It has been good to me, but if I knew then what I know now, I would have chosen a different path. I could have done just about anything else successfully, but at the time, there were few paths fully open to women.

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a hot iron and a sharp knife? Kali Apr 2012 #1
Ouch! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #5
And a hatchet for the poultry? Ptah Apr 2012 #23
pfft Kali Apr 2012 #26
Well... Chan790 Apr 2012 #2
Our own tools Populist_Prole Apr 2012 #3
Ouch.... AnneD Apr 2012 #12
What made it worse was I was just getting by as it was Populist_Prole Apr 2012 #14
Double ouch.... AnneD Apr 2012 #16
Not with THAT attitude... n/t leeroysphitz Apr 2012 #19
What a spiteful and ... AnneD Apr 2012 #41
Sigh. leeroysphitz Apr 2012 #42
Humor is intact... AnneD Apr 2012 #43
Always wondered how the affluent in upscale areas expect employees to live on low wages Populist_Prole Apr 2012 #31
Exactly my point.... AnneD Apr 2012 #40
Machinist? Ptah Apr 2012 #24
Yes Populist_Prole Apr 2012 #30
Hands, head, and a marginally functional body. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #4
A degree in psychology, I think! pink-o Apr 2012 #6
The ability to make Microsoft Access sing and dance jigs lastlib Apr 2012 #7
The ability to deal with people who lack the knowledge for the position they hold snooper2 Apr 2012 #8
A financial calculator and thick skin. bluesbassman Apr 2012 #9
A crystal ball, a copy of Illinois' Property Tax Tax Code, and a Real Estate Appraisal License. davsand Apr 2012 #10
Job requirments ... AnneD Apr 2012 #11
: ohiosmith Apr 2012 #13
I always thought Wire Paladin would have been a great screen name Brother Buzz Apr 2012 #20
Good one. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #21
A thick skin Lucy Goosey Apr 2012 #15
My brain and blabbing ability, much to their deep dismay RedCloud Apr 2012 #17
Calipers, laptop, and a willingness to make other people ideas work even when they don't. n/t leeroysphitz Apr 2012 #18
Headset, flashlight (per the FAA), uniform, a small set of manuals av8rdave Apr 2012 #22
Mostly the ability to out think dumb animals - and some muscle csziggy Apr 2012 #25
All of what you said... and patience. Infinite patience (csziggy's in the same biz as me) nt riderinthestorm Apr 2012 #27
Oh yes - lots of patience csziggy Apr 2012 #29
Around 4k in tools, materials to do the job, the ability to oneshooter Apr 2012 #28
I work at a call center ButterflyBlood Apr 2012 #32
The patience of a saint. Aristus Apr 2012 #33
I'm kind of in Ptah's trade Mopar151 Apr 2012 #34
You might appreciate this youtube I made a few years ago: Ptah Apr 2012 #36
What's the big flange type thing for? Looks like some component amerikat Apr 2012 #44
It's a component of an large scientific instrument - the ODI for the WIYN telescope Ptah Apr 2012 #53
Do you just love working on big projects that can change the world? amerikat Apr 2012 #54
A couple things guitar man Apr 2012 #35
a couple of these hobbit709 Apr 2012 #37
Reticence Burma Jones Apr 2012 #38
Mr. Brickbat is required to bring a watch. If he is asked to produce a watch and doesn't have one, Brickbat Apr 2012 #39
Is he a clock-setter? Like the kid in Hugo? femmocrat Apr 2012 #47
Your second guess is closer. Brickbat Apr 2012 #49
Hmm....I'm a stage director, which involves both solitary preparation Lucinda Apr 2012 #45
A strong constitution, a sense of humor, and a good pair of comfortable shoes. femmocrat Apr 2012 #46
Staying awake graywarrior Apr 2012 #48
Cool question, Here is what I am required to bring to my job. erinlough Apr 2012 #50
You teachers... davsand Apr 2012 #51
Very true erinlough Apr 2012 #52
The following abilities: Lydia Leftcoast Apr 2012 #55
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