I have been ask to be a republican election judge on Tuesday

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8. Wear a red white and blue shirt

or tie. It's Tea Party code. As a middle-aged white guy who has been able to blend in at King Street Patriot meetings wearing something like this, the only real problem you will have is when your toxicity meter starts to red-line, and you'll have to suppress a severe gag reflex. You will be speechless at what these people will say to you when their guard is down. Polling places, to be clear, are fairly tamer than club meetings.

Too bad you can't run their precinct convention.