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BlueJazz

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1. In this modern day world of physiological "tuning" together with Fox News, there will..

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Mon Jul 6, 2015, 03:18 PM

Jul 2015

..be a great discovery announced: ALERT !...ALERT...(bottom of TV screen) Major scientists have discovered that Cow Feces are GOOD for you!
"Isn't this amazing, Bob?" "It sure is...who would have guessed?" "That's Texas though...heh..heh...we turn something into pure gold!!"

Time passes>
Teacher! Teacher...can I have one please!
No...Suzie, you didn't do your homework last night...No feces for you until your work is caught up.
(Child cries uncontrollably)

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In this modern day world of physiological "tuning" together with Fox News, there will.. BlueJazz Jul 2015 #1

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