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TexasTowelie

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12. This is the Texas group so please understand if the 19th century mindset prevails at times.

Tue Jun 18, 2013, 04:20 AM

Jun 2013

You know that our politicians don't give a hoot about whether women get raped so why have lights in parking lots? The parking lot is actually a new concept here and the horses are scared that we'll do away with hitching posts.

''If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.'' -- Clayton Williams, Republican gubernatorial candidate, 1990

The good news is that we still have watering troughs in case you need to take care of that peeing business.

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MFM is in Arizona ashling Jun 2013 #1

That's what he wants you to believe! TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #3

My daughter called on father's day from Bishkek, Kyrghastan ashling Jun 2013 #13

So-o, kentauros Jun 2013 #2

I'll let you have the honor. TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #4

Alrighty! kentauros Jun 2013 #5

Are you applying to work for the Arlington police department? TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #6

Only if being in dental pain is one of the requirements kentauros Jun 2013 #7

Can you crush beer cans bare-handed now? MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #9

Only Fosters cans kentauros Jun 2013 #14

You're damned STRAIGHT about the geezers peeing in the parking lot... MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #8

Please elaborate--is it easier to tinkle when it's raining? TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #10

Um. Electricity? Light bulbs? MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #11

This is the Texas group so please understand if the 19th century mindset prevails at times. TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #12

Wait, I was always told that the troughs were for bathing! Tyrs WolfDaemon Jun 2013 #15

But we need another place that sells crappy food efhmc Jun 2013 #16