WaPo published a story Nov. 3 saying that Amazon's HQ2

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7. Maplewood, N.J. --- Irvington Avenue.

Yes, population is increasing as people have more and more kids. That is expected.

The biggest Maplewood complaint is about people moving in from Brooklyn. One woman posted on the community board about "Where is the nearest zoo.?" She wanted to call them to let them know that two of their deer escaped and they should want to come and return them to their cage.

Our towns, as you already know, have fall leaf pick-up. You rake the leaves into the gutter and the town collects and composts them.

A new Brooklyn resident posted to complain about a guy raking his leaves into the street. "Who does he think is gonna clean it up?"

And so it goes.