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Rain Mcloud

(812 posts)
14. Its 4:00 AM,the phone rings!
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 09:07 PM
Aug 2013

"Mr.and Mrs.Johnson?"

"Yes."

"This is the State Treasurer's Office,I work in the Lotto Disbursement Department".
(continues)"Oh My God,We have been trying to find You and your time is almost up!"

"Who is this? Did George put You up to this? I'll kill'im!"

"What I meant to say is,Your time is almost up to collect Your Jack Pot,You Are A WINNER!"
"You must hurry though,the prize must be claimed before 6:00 AM today at the Treasurer's Office!"

"George,I know that's You and I'm going to call the Police,Four inna Gawdammed morning!"
"No wait I'm gonna come over there and shoot You Myself,You little Bastard!"

"Please Sir,if You hurry before the traffic gets bad around Your beautiful Dairy Farm on 500 verdant acres,You could still claim Your Brazillion Dollar Badger Prize Jackpot!"

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