By 'Eck Black Pudding is a superfood

[Ironing Man]

11. hurrumph!

balls sir, balls!

Bacon is an entirely acceptable additional ingredient to a breakfast, indeed i enjoy bacon as much as the next man, some of my best friends etc.. but its just not as important as black pudding. sausage? yes, beans? yes, runny fried eggs? yes, tomatoes? yes, fried bread? yes, mushrooms? yes, hashbrowns or sauted potatoes? yes - and, of course, black puddding.

bacon? nah, if its good bacon its welcome, if its that nasty stuff that's 90% water and as thick as cling-film then its about as welcome as Ebola. hence its optional status, you'll note however that there is no such thing as nasty black pudding, its just black pudding - and compulsory.