'Northern Powerhouse' department to close Sheffield office and move 247 jobs to London [View all]
The Government's 'Northern Powerhouse' department is to shut down its office in Sheffield, moving 247 jobs to London in a blow to the credibility of George Osborne's pet project.
And a dozen more regional offices of the Department for Business Innovation and Skills - including six in the North of England - are at risk of closure as the department moves to centralise policy staff.
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The Prime Minister's spokesman said: "The Business Department, like all departments, seeks to operate as efficiently as it possibly can to deliver the best quality of service to provide the right kind of guidance and advice to ministers.
"This is part of their process of becoming leaner and more efficient."
The restructuring will see the department move to a centralised headquarters in London, with six regional business centres set up around the country.
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