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Initech

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Thu May 16, 2013, 06:55 PM May 2013

Florida Couple Gets Into Knife Fight Over Farting [View all]

It started when he farted.

An Immokalee woman who is accused of throwing a kitchen knife at her longtime boyfriend told detectives she became angry when he passed gas in her face while they were watching TV Tuesday night, according to an arrest report.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said when she confronted her 53-year-old boyfriend about the flatulence he told her to “shut up.” The two began arguing and at some point ended up in the kitchen, deputies reported.

The boyfriend was later found outside the home on the 400 block of Gaunt Street with a small knife wound to his stomach, reports stated.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/may/08/fart-face-leads-knife-fight/


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Well that stinks! lol Little Star May 2013 #1
To quote the late, great, Redd Foxx; "God Created The Fart" Warren DeMontague May 2013 #2
lol Little Star May 2013 #6
Ordinarily I'd say "shit happens" but when it comes to farts... TreasonousBastard May 2013 #3
If she had a gun, she wouldn't be susceptible to violence liberal N proud May 2013 #4
Florida again! LiberalEsto May 2013 #5
An oldie... rrneck May 2013 #7
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