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TreasonousBastard

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3. Ordinarily I'd say "shit happens" but when it comes to farts...
Thu May 16, 2013, 07:13 PM
May 2013

that may not be appropriate.

Anyway, I can imagine one slipping out while squeezing past her on the couch and that's kinda embarrassing on a first date, but after a few years it's a comedy routine and the usual apology should do.

But methinks there's a lot more bad juju here than meets the eye. It almost sounds like he stuck his bad ass in her face and cut one just to piss her off and then got pissed himself when it worked.

I'm also thinking 50 grand for bail in a domestic thing where no one got seriously hurt is a bit much, and bespeaks more serious things not spoken of here.

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Well that stinks! lol Little Star May 2013 #1
To quote the late, great, Redd Foxx; "God Created The Fart" Warren DeMontague May 2013 #2
lol Little Star May 2013 #6
Ordinarily I'd say "shit happens" but when it comes to farts... TreasonousBastard May 2013 #3
If she had a gun, she wouldn't be susceptible to violence liberal N proud May 2013 #4
Florida again! LiberalEsto May 2013 #5
An oldie... rrneck May 2013 #7
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