Hillary Clinton

Koinos

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36. Soon we will hear Bernie announce Stein (or even Nader) as his VP choice.

Mon May 9, 2016, 07:06 PM

May 2016

That should turn the heads of superdelegates his way for sure.

I predict a book with movie rights coming out of his campaign: "Bernie in Wonderland."

The setting will be a parallel universe, where logic, math, and reality are banned.

It will be filmed entirely in black and white, like Bernie's simple absolutes.

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon will co-direct. Tad Devine will produce the promos.

An actor playing the pope will make a cameo appearance.

The script is one that will write itself.

Production costs will be paid by $27 donations.

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This place has jumped the shark. I got a hide for referring to Jill Stein as excrement. (HRC GROUP) [View all] grossproffit May 2016 OP

They have delicate sensibilities. (But selectively.) NurseJackie May 2016 #1

Not only are they jumping sharks, they are filling schoolbuses with sharks, PeaceNikki May 2016 #2

She is not a democrat Gothmog May 2016 #3

Or a member of DU. nt Princess Turandot May 2016 #12

That's nuts.... Laurian May 2016 #4

"Democratic" underground is a joke workinclasszero May 2016 #5

Re: Left wing libertarians ... 1StrongBlackMan May 2016 #37

Guess you hadn't heard.. only BSrs can say things like that about Hillary.. if we have Cha May 2016 #6

You insulted one of their icons liberal N proud May 2016 #7

Keep it classy, grossproffit SharonClark May 2016 #8

Agree otohara May 2016 #26

But Weaver said if we hurt their feelings they won't vote for Hillary in Nov!!! misterhighwasted May 2016 #9

Juror #2 Sparkly May 2016 #10

I wouldn't accept that, and I would alert. She is one of our candidates, while Ms Stein is not. Fla Dem May 2016 #13

I totally agree. BUT... Sparkly May 2016 #17

Absofu__lutely carburyme May 2016 #23

Calling the Democratic president a "piece of shit" is totally okay too. NYC Liberal May 2016 #14

I can believe it. Sparkly May 2016 #18

You left off the Used Car Salesman at the end JustAnotherGen May 2016 #27

How come they spend more time attacking the Democratic candidate than Donald Trump? NYC Liberal May 2016 #28

Ahem. . . JustAnotherGen May 2016 #34

OK, you were being sarcastic? Misunderstood. Fla Dem May 2016 #22

Juror #2 & #3 don't seem to realize Jill Stein is not a Democratic nominee. Fla Dem May 2016 #11

Jill Stein is an attention-seeking failure. IamMab May 2016 #15

Stein is an epic fail leftofcool May 2016 #16

They're defending JStein...probably they would defend Trump too! Her Sister May 2016 #19

TOS doesn't mean squat in DU and why avoided this forum for years beachbumbob May 2016 #20

I probably wouldn't have phrased it that way.... LisaM May 2016 #21

FWIW, excrement is not a word that I would have used. kstewart33 May 2016 #24

I heard that someone here referred to our president as a a piece of shit GusBob May 2016 #25

I would not have called her excrement, BUT Vogon_Glory May 2016 #29

I think Jill Stein has as much of a chance winning the White House as a pile of Excrement! LW1977 May 2016 #30

Dont feel bad MFM008 May 2016 #31

Stein is not even a Democrat! I guess we had all better be careful about saying anything "mean" skylucy May 2016 #32

I don't think I'd call her excrement 72DejaVu May 2016 #33

Unbelieveable... Henhouse May 2016 #35

Soon we will hear Bernie announce Stein (or even Nader) as his VP choice. Koinos May 2016 #36