Hi, SDs! It's me, Bernie!

[Bleacher Creature]

31. This place has gone off the deep end.

See below. I'm very proud to be juror #4.

(And FANTASTIC post, by the way.)

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service
On Fri May 20, 2016, 01:30 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

Hi, SDs! It's me, Bernie!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1107139595

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Insulting divisive flame bait lobbed like turd covered hand grenade from a protected group.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Fri May 20, 2016, 01:36 PM, and the Jury voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: In the spirit of the 1st Amendment, I cut political satire slack and this is definitely worthy of a whole lot of slack
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The alert is 100% accurate but leave it. This group is what is, the OP demonstrates that perfectly.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Disgusting abuse of the alert system. This post is in no way a violation of the TOS.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's IN the protected group. It's far more likely to unite this group than divide it. It's quite good, actually. And it's not really insulting - I see far worse written about Hillary in a typical GDP thread.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Creativity is always encouraged at Democratic Underground. The OP here is thoughtful and in good taste. Leave it, please.

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