Hillary Clinton

NastyRiffraff

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28. Oy

Sun Jan 10, 2016, 08:07 PM

Jan 2016

Those look painful. Do I HAVE to vote with my vagina? If I vote with my fingers does it automatically go to Sanders or O'Malley? Please help!

As for person who alerted, someone has waaaay to much time on his or her hands. And suffering from Humor Deficit Disorder.

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Heads up, vagina voters! The elections are nearing [View all] BainsBane Jan 2016 OP

I'm jealous. Cary Jan 2016 #1

What can I say BainsBane Jan 2016 #4

Well, is there one you can borrow? leftofcool Jan 2016 #27

Maybe but if I were to ask I think I would get in trouble Cary Jan 2016 #29

You want to commit voter fraud? mercuryblues Jan 2016 #58

Okie Dokie - LOL Iliyah Jan 2016 #2

curtains enid602 Jan 2016 #3

Camp Guns Galore has gone to sexism Dawson Leery Jan 2016 #5

Ha! Starry Messenger Jan 2016 #6

I'm pretty sure Mr. Starry Messenger would gladly show you the way ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2016 #30

He'll be busy...voting! Starry Messenger Jan 2016 #31

But with what???? boston bean Jan 2016 #42

He's gonna have to borrow mine, since we're voting the same way! Starry Messenger Jan 2016 #44

Ought to make for an interesting scene in the voting booth!! boston bean Jan 2016 #45

No problem in a FL voting booth, we have butterfly ballots!! Sancho Jan 2016 #51

I am so happy we cam vote with our fingers, I don't think I Thinkingabout Jan 2016 #7

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service BumRushDaShow Jan 2016 #8

OMG BainsBane Jan 2016 #10

They are out and about. BumRushDaShow Jan 2016 #12

satire enid602 Jan 2016 #15

They shall die Treant Jan 2016 #33

Many white middle aged straight men okasha Jan 2016 #56

They are so busy in our Group I'm surprised they even have time to post in other places. William769 Jan 2016 #17

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm still_one Jan 2016 #9

Wait, did the Bernie people go back to the "You're just voting because she's a woman" meme? nt kjones Jan 2016 #11

The most recommended thread on DU BainsBane Jan 2016 #13

Well, at least they didn't say your vaginas have Stolkholm Syndrome kjones Jan 2016 #16

ROFLMAO! leftofcool Jan 2016 #22

LOL boston bean Jan 2016 #46

..... okasha Jan 2016 #57

perfect...Gonad Glory for all!!!!! n't Sheepshank Jan 2016 #62

Yep Iliyah Jan 2016 #14

Go back? George II Jan 2016 #24

I'm a middle aged man. William769 Jan 2016 #18

Oh try it! You know you want to! leftofcool Jan 2016 #25

You can vote with a different appendage, sweets. Beacool Jan 2016 #39

LMAO! BooScout Jan 2016 #19

How does it hold the pen? Treant Jan 2016 #35

That could actually prove to be more difficult. You will need to seal and stamp boston bean Jan 2016 #47

In that case... LuvLoogie Jan 2016 #20

OMG, we use touch screens where I live. wildeyed Jan 2016 #21

Looks like it's exercise time for me! leftofcool Jan 2016 #23

I don't have one, but I will use whatever I can to vote for Hillary. RandySF Jan 2016 #26

Oy NastyRiffraff Jan 2016 #28

Now see? You just cancelled out the vaginal vote ... 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2016 #32

I've been doing kegels for 30 years mcar Jan 2016 #34

holding that pencil should pose no problems for you then. Sheepshank Jan 2016 #63

I would assume they will be provided mcar Jan 2016 #64

Fried Green Tomatoes gang should be good to go!!!! Sheepshank Jan 2016 #65

This was the funnest article I've ever read on here. Thank you. I am using my Boobs to vote for classykaren Jan 2016 #36

I'm working on my Kegel exercises as I type this response. Beacool Jan 2016 #37

Well done, BB! Just in time for my New Year's resolutions, and it's a doozy! Hekate Jan 2016 #38

LOL! I thought this would happen after the vagina voters remark. Yes we can!!! Laser102 Jan 2016 #40

Love it. nt sufrommich Jan 2016 #41

Oh BooHoo someone Alerted on you for violating our SOP, BB. I can assure the ever present Cha Jan 2016 #43

And I bet they have no problem with that was posted to me. William769 Jan 2016 #49

Yeah, let them waste their time lurking in Hillary's Group.. Cha Jan 2016 #50

How could this OP violate the SOP? BainsBane Jan 2016 #52

They're desperate.. they'll try anything. And, I'm not surprised it was juried either. You have Cha Jan 2016 #54

K&R!!!!!!!! ismnotwasm Jan 2016 #48

Thanks. Lighthearted and humorous, something that DEMS are well known for. Iliyah Jan 2016 #53

comedy gold. mercuryblues Jan 2016 #55

Voting with body parts is always inadvisable Bryan Jan 2016 #59

I absolutely LOVE this thread! BlueMTexpat Jan 2016 #60

My pleasure! BainsBane Jan 2016 #61

I like Hillary and I don't even have a vagina comradebillyboy Jan 2016 #66

Beware of Hanging Chads! n/t Tanuki Jan 2016 #67

Or is it BainsBane Jan 2016 #68