Kibbutz kibbutz kibbutz (CNN)

[kjones]

10. Last spring, he got a call from Russia...

"...Code-word: Billionaire. Proceed agent..."

Bernie's subconscious training kicked in (including his
secret agent, kung-fu death finger). Trained in a
secret KGB program to drone the American public
to death with repetitive monologue, the plan has
encountered a fatal flaw. When confronted with
material and questions outside the realm of his
training, he reverts to regular Bernie, befuddled
and stripped of his training. Only by getting back
on the rails of his stump speech, can he regain
his covert purposes.

Oldfinger: The Spy Who Shushed Me


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