Maduro accuses US of sabotage plot

[MADem]

8. Not if it's "executed" properly. Cuba would have to be in on it, of course...

I've already seen a copy of the warm-up speech by Toady Number One!

Fellow Bolivarian Revolutionaries, you know as well as I do that el Commandante would NEVER, EVER--no, not in a million years--stand by while you had no chicken for your pot, no flour for your arepas, no minutes for your cellphone, and no buttwipe to wipe your Bolivarian asses!! You KNOW this!!!!

El Commandante, in his waning days, while the balance of his mind was disturbed, was tricked into giving the power over to Maduro, who persuaded him to sign documents while he was under the influence of sedating drugs. (Play video of Cuban doctor saying "Yeah, he went in there all the time with his briefcase, even when we told him the guy was out of it").

Everyone knows that his plan was, in fact, to turn power over to his old Army right-hand, Diosdado Cabello (Cut to video of Fidel or Raul, saying "I was shocked when I heard Maduro had been chosen--Hugo always told me his heart was with Diosdado, that only he understood the revolution, and that the bus driver was just a place holder given the VP job out of a sense of familiarity and the fact that he was capable of simple tasks and following orders, not because he was especially talented as a leader. Yes, Maduro was at the height of his abilities in the second slot--he should not have been promoted to leadership." )

But Maduro--the viper in the Bolivarian nest--stole the legacy of the Commandante, and may have even hastened his death. After all, Maduro never served in the Army, he never wore the uniform with the Commandante...he does not UNDERSTAND!!! He was not THERE!!!!!!

People of Venezuela, it is time to restore the rightful Bolivarian heir to leadership--and of course, we will have elections in due time, etc., etc.... And now, without further ado, let me introduce El Nuevo Commandante, the heir to the Chavez legacy...the one, the only....the lustrous, exciting, dynamic Diosdado Cabello! Give him a big hand, peeps!!!!

I'm joking...but only just....