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Po_d Mainiac

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46. Indeed

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 11:25 AM

Jul 2012

A doctor from France says:

"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:

"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person ; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:

"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person ; we put it into another
person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind
us....in the USA , back in the year 2000, we grabbed
a person from Texas with no brains, no heart, and
no balls....we made him President of the United
States, and now....... the whole darn country has been looking for work for the last 12 years."

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