Weekend Economists Go Out with a Boom August 24-26, 2012

[Fuddnik]

23. Guess I'd better head to Costco to pick up a few cans.

But, with Isaac getting ready to pop, it's probably a madhouse.

I love it! All the pukes, from Idaho, and Indiana they're interviewing on TV say, "Bring it on, we're here to spend some time on the beach".

They've obviously never seen a tropical storm or hurricane before. The beaches will be closed by tomorrow evening, morans. And by Wed. they'll be gone. The beaches.

And, you're all staying on the Pinellas County beaches, across the bay from the convention center. When it hits, they close all the bridges, because they're flooded. So, you'll be stuck in the hotel bar for three days. Fuck all you ignorant baggers. You deserve it!

And, if you do get a chance to take a dip, it's hammerhead and bull shark mating season in the gulf. Have fun!