STOCK MARKET WATCH - Tuesday, 31 January 2012

[Demeter]

10. I had the indescribable experience of taking a neighbor to the ER this evening

She's younger than I, thinner than I, and frankly, a hypochondriac. While it's entirely possible that she has some health issues, I sincerely doubt 90% of what she self-diagnoses.

So when she called to complain of crushing chest pain, I drove her in, since she said she couldn't afford an ambulance. Which was the first clue that this wasn't a real issue....remember my motto:

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!

I am awaiting the lightning bolt. At home.