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Demeter

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2. Funny Papers!
Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:55 PM
Apr 2014





All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There's no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy.

Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.

Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.

The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.

To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.

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Not necessary to bear that cross--unless the scientist wants to Demeter Apr 2014 #1
Funny Papers! Demeter Apr 2014 #2
I showed that Dilbert toon to my wife and her co-worker this afternoon. Fuddnik Apr 2014 #4
China's Air Pollution Behind Erratic Weather in the U.S., say Climatologists Demeter Apr 2014 #3
and it's another frosty morning in Ann Arbor Demeter Apr 2014 #6
Bankers win friends again in Europe with lure of easy money xchrom Apr 2014 #5
Once a bankster, always a bankster Demeter Apr 2014 #7
Clock ticking for Thai PM as court verdict nears xchrom Apr 2014 #8
Barclays to pull out of major commodities trading areas xchrom Apr 2014 #9
Asian stocks subdued on Ukraine caution, dollar firms vs yen xchrom Apr 2014 #10
Bank of Japan may still opt for huge JGB buys, when it acts - Suda xchrom Apr 2014 #11
China heightens alert over illegal funds as internet finance booms xchrom Apr 2014 #12
What is so illegal about it? Demeter Apr 2014 #14
honestly i don't know. nt xchrom Apr 2014 #17
I can't get the link to open Demeter Apr 2014 #18
your system knows there are bad, bad things out there! nt xchrom Apr 2014 #19
Well, that's paternalistic of it! Demeter Apr 2014 #20
I've had issues with a few websites recently DemReadingDU Apr 2014 #34
Possible Demeter Apr 2014 #35
Thomas Piketty Undermines the Hallowed Tenets of the Capitalist Catechism xchrom Apr 2014 #13
Abundance doesn't trump Democracy Demeter Apr 2014 #15
Abundance can be the deadly enemy of democracy Tansy_Gold Apr 2014 #28
What is this "democracy" of which you speak? tclambert Apr 2014 #29
At Mt. Gox bitcoin hub, 'geek' CEO sought both control and escape Demeter Apr 2014 #16
CHART OF THE DAY: The Escalating Dangerous Game Of Military Chicken Between China And Japan xchrom Apr 2014 #21
Michael Lewis: 'Wall Street Has Gone Insane' xchrom Apr 2014 #22
It's contagious, it's epidemic, no part of the globe is safe Demeter Apr 2014 #23
How do they pull that Flash Boy thing off? When I make a trade, it takes days to clear, tclambert Apr 2014 #30
Ding, ding ding! We have a winner! Demeter Apr 2014 #31
Well, that's certainly not fair. It's like when Watson won Jeopardy because it could ring in faster. tclambert Apr 2014 #33
+++ DemReadingDU Apr 2014 #36
The Average Stock Is More Expensive Now Than It Was At The Peak Of The Dotcom Bubble In 2000.... xchrom Apr 2014 #24
Japan's trade deficit quadruples in March xchrom Apr 2014 #25
Germany cancels scheme designed to attract young jobless from abroad xchrom Apr 2014 #26
48 MILLION Euros divided amongst 8919 people Demeter Apr 2014 #32
Wall Street Bond Dealers Whipsawed on Bearish Treasuries Bet xchrom Apr 2014 #27
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