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Fuddnik

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2. I bet you did'nt know they will eat french fries.

Reply to Tansy_Gold (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 27, 2015, 08:44 PM

Oct 2015

We have a retention pond next to the Irish Pub where we watch the Browns games. It's got a 4 foot concrete wall topped with a 6 foot steel fence. And inside resides a 10 ft gator. He's probably been in there since he was a puppy gator, and he has no way out. Since he's not in the wild, we feed him.

The other day after lunch I was tossing him french fries, one at a time and he was eating them. So, I ran over to Aldi's and bought him a couple of chickens.

Feeding him that asshole would be cruelty. Gotta cause heartburn and indigestion. We thought about tossing him a few Steelers fans, but that would be worse.

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