STOCK MARKET WATCH -- Friday, 16 March 2012

[Po_d Mainiac]

14. If woman held all the cards there wood never be any problems

I've been trained well...Had to comply in order to survive as the sole externally plumbed life form in the house (even the 70lbs of Doberman was one of them)

20 or so years ago when the bathroom was a maze of nylons hanging from every splinter, there was one occassion that stands out. Boxes of tampons were stacked atop my razor and toothbrush. All three ladies of the house were in ill spirits, and the dog was in heat too boot. Their ire was aimed at each other till they realized I was now under the communal roof. The dog was backing me into a corner and all the ladies suddenly grew man-flesh tearing steelie claws and fangs which were all aimed in my direction.

It was early spring and the temp outside was a bit below the freezing mark. To moi, it seemed to be quite roasty in comparision. I slept quite well that night, in the back of the truck