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tclambert

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21. If they need a tank, Mayberry needs a tank.

Wed Mar 21, 2012, 07:11 AM

Mar 2012

Sheriff Taylor: "Barney, get down offen that tank right now."

Deputy Fife: "Aw, Andy, you never let me have any fun. What if terrorists target Mayberry? We're only 20 miles from a major highway."

Sheriff Taylor: "Now, Barn, you know what happened when you put a bullet in your gun."

Deputy Fife: "That was an accident! And my foot healed up fine."

Sheriff Taylor: "You just ran over Mrs. Smith's poodle."

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