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AnneD

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29. I've been to Jersey....

Thu Mar 29, 2012, 10:28 AM

Mar 2012

live in Houston. It is worse in Houston.

Houston, where you can have 100% humidity but no rain. Houston, where you have no change of season because you are subtropical. Houston, where the city zoo grows their owe bananas.

Drained swamps and bayous are the foundation of the city. It isn't the city lights that obscure the night time sky but blue glow of the numerous 500,000 kilowatt bug zappers in the local lawns.

The bright spot in last years drought was that the mosquito population diminished. But the fleas and ticks made up for it. We like to think these natural obstacles keep the pesky tourists from settling here. We try to redirect those weather weenies to Dallas.

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