kill your lawn.

[mopinko]

2. it's funny.

i started the farm 10 yrs ago, but i've lived in my house for 35 years. my lawn slowly disappeared at about 20, it was gone. the rest of the block has slowly followed suit. most of the front yards on my side of the street are only half grass, and on the other side of the block, most all have at least some foundation plantings.
1 day last year the former alderman, who lives down the street, was walking by w his new wife.
he- so this is the block where no one lies grass.
me- and it's all my fault.